KOLANI's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Burning man 2023]

this would work better as a gif or webp posted in the art portal

Goonstik responds:

Yeah but most times i post to the art portal nobody ever sees it

[The sad truth about Sonic]

good cartoon, would rate this higher if u credited ur voice actors properly in the newgrounds side bar or put their links anywhere lol

monkeygods responds:

I dont know how to navigate the website like that. Where do I do that?

[Playing Risk of Rain 2 on Console...]

no colour, no actual animation, the camera angles are bad and it moves so quickly u can barely tell what's going on. even having played the game, I have NO CLUE WHAT'S HAPPENING.

AnimatedStruggle responds:

Damn... Note taken... Well it was about how quickly fire elites kill you on the console version of the game.

[HEDGEHOG SLAVERY]

you clearly didn't make any of the assets yourself. I'd rather you actually did, though. :/

John-Thomas858413 responds:

we are the asset stealers. we are the memers of memes.

[Alien Hominid Creepypasta]

THE SLOWED DOWN UGHS HAD ME FUCKING DYING LMAO

TomDoy responds:

Dying of fear right?

[Buzzshock]

I'll give this a pass, but update it by adding sound or something. (don't reupload, just update)

EfeYiit responds:

Thank you! This was the part of the opening, so it won't include SFX's. But I know that I must use SFX later on. Thanks for your comment!

[Newgrounds Halloween Bumper]

Oh but I can't download video off a website like newgrounds! (I say, as a random nondescript audience member) Where would one be able to download such a wonderful asset...?

Owen responds:

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[Jorgy's]

this isn't funny. it's just kinda nothing. no interesting conflict, the dialogue is bare bones and repetitive. not to mention the art isn't even bad in a funny way, it's just not very good. the audio is hard to understand and everything is badly timed, the conversation if you can call it that, doesn't flow at all. this looks, sounds and feels like it was made in 20 minutes with no thought at all.

Mel responds:

bingo